Sunday, August 3, 2008

For all of you lying liars.

This is the best five minutes I have ever spent on the internets. The end.

Oh, and you should probably read this unfortunately comical bit of information, too. 
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9 comments:

  1. wingsofadoveAugust 3, 2008 at 7:51 PM

    are you a bad person, who is going to hell and burning cause you didn't believe in jebus your lord and sammich?

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  2. almAugust 3, 2008 at 7:52 PM

    Apparently, all I need to be saved is the love of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. I had no idea.

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  3. David ZwerdlingAugust 3, 2008 at 7:52 PM

    Refuse Your Own Self-Effort

    Realize that there is no way you can work your way to heaven or somehow be "good enough" to earn heaven.

    FUCK THE RELIGIOUS. They bitch about how atheists don't care about 'this life' and then believe this drivel. Comon you goddamned sheep, this is what you're doing, for the rest of your life. Enjoy it while you can because you're not going ANYWHERE.

    Thanks amanda, I needed that. ;)

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  4. David ZwerdlingAugust 3, 2008 at 7:53 PM

    Oh, but i still requested a bible at the end.

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  5. wingsofadoveAugust 3, 2008 at 7:55 PM

    i lied on the lying question
    it still told me i need jesus in my life and why i suck cause i dont

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  6. wingsofadoveAugust 3, 2008 at 7:57 PM

    "Unfortunately, you don't see yourself as God sees you. The Bible says all men are sinners, until you're ready to admit that you can't continue this test."
    what if you are jesus in cognito?
    you would have been perfect!
    they are not looking for him! blasphemers!

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  7. almAugust 3, 2008 at 8:01 PM

    If you're Jesus incognito, you're in a psych ward being force-fed psychotropic substances and given multiple courses of electroshock therapy. That's where they getcha.

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  8. rubensswAugust 4, 2008 at 4:37 AM

    Well, if someone had told me Jesus loved me THAT much, things would be different.

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  9. rubensswAugust 4, 2008 at 10:37 AM

    I took the test again, answering "NO" for everything. The test found all my answers to be "pretty hard to believe" and then told me that I couldn't continue until I saw myself as God sees me: An evil, sinning asshole.

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