Realize that there is no way you can work your way to heaven or somehow be "good enough" to earn heaven.
FUCK THE RELIGIOUS. They bitch about how atheists don't care about 'this life' and then believe this drivel. Comon you goddamned sheep, this is what you're doing, for the rest of your life. Enjoy it while you can because you're not going ANYWHERE.
"Unfortunately, you don't see yourself as God sees you. The Bible says all men are sinners, until you're ready to admit that you can't continue this test." what if you are jesus in cognito? you would have been perfect! they are not looking for him! blasphemers!
If you're Jesus incognito, you're in a psych ward being force-fed psychotropic substances and given multiple courses of electroshock therapy. That's where they getcha.
I took the test again, answering "NO" for everything. The test found all my answers to be "pretty hard to believe" and then told me that I couldn't continue until I saw myself as God sees me: An evil, sinning asshole.
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are you a bad person, who is going to hell and burning cause you didn't believe in jebus your lord and sammich?
Apparently, all I need to be saved is the love of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. I had no idea.
Refuse Your Own Self-Effort
Realize that there is no way you can work your way to heaven or somehow be "good enough" to earn heaven.
FUCK THE RELIGIOUS. They bitch about how atheists don't care about 'this life' and then believe this drivel. Comon you goddamned sheep, this is what you're doing, for the rest of your life. Enjoy it while you can because you're not going ANYWHERE.
Thanks amanda, I needed that. ;)
Oh, but i still requested a bible at the end.
i lied on the lying question
it still told me i need jesus in my life and why i suck cause i dont
"Unfortunately, you don't see yourself as God sees you. The Bible says all men are sinners, until you're ready to admit that you can't continue this test."
what if you are jesus in cognito?
you would have been perfect!
they are not looking for him! blasphemers!
If you're Jesus incognito, you're in a psych ward being force-fed psychotropic substances and given multiple courses of electroshock therapy. That's where they getcha.
Well, if someone had told me Jesus loved me THAT much, things would be different.
I took the test again, answering "NO" for everything. The test found all my answers to be "pretty hard to believe" and then told me that I couldn't continue until I saw myself as God sees me: An evil, sinning asshole.
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