Okay, so I put a dollar in my sweater pocket to buy a drink from the vending machine that happens to be in the creepiest office basement ever. On my way down, I decide to make a pit stop. I go to the bathroom (details are irrelevant, but if you want to know how it went, note me sub rosa), and as I stand up, the dollar falls out of my pocket and into the toilet . . .
Predicament, right? Not really, it was just a dollar, but it was sad to watch it go, literally, down the shitter. A Coke didn't sound too good after that.
Needless to say, this event happened to spark the question: What is the lowest priced bill you would save from an unflushed toilet, using bare hands?
Your philosophies matter to me.
3 comments:
Below is my dad's answer. It's much more interesting than anything I would come up with...He said:
Regardless what bill I had dropped in the toilet, I'd throw a twenty dollar bill in with them to make it worthwhile, and then fish them all out.
It's times like this I wish we had a 50¢ bill.
see, its horribly creepy, but its a public toilet- thats my beef. no matter what you did, you dont know what was recently there.
if it was my toilet, only if i had rubber gloves, bleach, and access to spend it right away- i dont want to keep a urine dollar
im not going near there for any poo
ive cleaned up enough shit for money- literally
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