I got my first ever marriage proposal today: "Amanda, I want to marry you!"
"Maybe when you're older, George."
George is an adorable 4-year old boy. The son of a student. He's probably my favorite young kid. I guess my usual blanket statement "I hate kids" isn't strictly true. I get really annoyed when people say, "I love kids," as if they're dogs or a food or something. What a gross generalization! I'm starting to realize that kids are people, and every person is different, and some are great and some are average and some are assholes.
A few months ago, the same boy asked me, "Amanda, are we married?"
I said, "No, George, why do you ask that?"
He said, "Because we're happy and being married means being happy."
I'm a cynic, but god. How fucking cute.
p.s. name the movie the title of this post comes from and I'll give you a brownie.
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The title is most definitely from "Coming to America".
And that's really cute. I wonder if he's monogamous, or if there are other ladies in his life that he's happy with . . .
When I was in elementary school a boy proposed to me with a Ring Pop. And then he got mad at me because I ate it.
Shall I mail you your prize? :D
Please! And I expect it gift wrapped with a pretty bow and everything.
i got diabeted from this post
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